Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.