Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

We're pleased to tell you that Victoria Beckham is a 100% natural beauty.