Now shut up.

You people are crazy.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!