Literally. It has balls.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Siegfried and Roy dropped a huge truth bomb when they told a German newspaper, they were gay. Seriously? You lie…

This has to be the best invention in the field of ergonomics that we have seen so far. Do they have a his and hers?

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.