PHOTOS
Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!
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7/24/2008
PHOTOS
Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.
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5/12/2008
PHOTOS
What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.
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5/7/2008
PHOTOS
By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?
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4/22/2008
PHOTOS
There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.
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3/19/2008
PHOTOS
Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!
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1/10/2008
PHOTOS
Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!
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9/24/2007
PHOTOS
Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.
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9/14/2007
PHOTOS
Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.
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8/28/2007