With a real strict door policy.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Kim Kardashian is amazed to find to huge boobs on her chest.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

Elle Macpherson looks amazing for someone in her 40's. But seriously… we all know you can't surf, you little liar!

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

The U.S. Mint actually made REAL quarters featuring the Silver Surfer, from the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. It's amazing how sold out our country can get.

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Holly Madison has probably had some plastic surgery. Just sayin'.