That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

For the little kid in all of us.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

Doggy-style urinals are all the rage in hip-hop recording studios.

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

This puts all other so-called "big burgers" to shame.

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

Be all you can be. Even if you're a squirrel.

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

This is cruel. When our friends pass out all we do is eat them.

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma