Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

I just think thins thing is adorable, that's all.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

This slut is just hanging out all over the place.

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).

In everything this doctor does, he gives it his all.

Paris's prescription for Valtrax pretty much seals the deal on all those nasty herpes "rumors."

If only this were true, then I could stop fantasizing about Alexis Arquette all the time!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.