This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

He's looking for booty.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

It's cool; they're in love.

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Shiver me Pumpkins!

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.