It's true. Just wanted to say it.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

Oh, those clever boob-lovers! What will they think up next??

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

Sounds good to me!!

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)

Jessica's side boobs are always worth a little uproar.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

Chill, baby, I can't really feel anything with these furry paws!

He was just trying to read her name tag! Really I swear!

Looks like Beyonce's having some trouble with her breasts -- her left boob is basically deformed!

I seriously doubt these costumes have been endorsed by the Disney Corporation.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."