Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.