Just in time for Father's Day.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Except for this guy.

The bra industry is really making strides in design these days.