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Best Butt of 2009

Best Butt of 2009

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

 
 

Barack Obama Is Gay

Barack Obama Is Gay

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

 

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

 

2009 Sports Illusrated Swimsuit Issue - Bar Refaeli

2009 Sports Illusrated Swimsuit Issue - Bar Refaeli

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

 

2009 Sports Illusrated Swimsuit Issue

2009 Sports Illusrated Swimsuit Issue

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

 

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

 

Glittery Poop

Glittery Poop

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

 

Golden Girl

Golden Girl

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Diddy Likes Boobs

Diddy Likes Boobs

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.