Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

Lucy Lui at the 2007 Independent Spirit Awards.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.