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Barack Obama Is Gay

Barack Obama Is Gay

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

 

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

Salma Hayek: Golden Globe Winner

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

 

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

 

Glittery Poop

Glittery Poop

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

 

Golden Girl

Golden Girl

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Diddy Likes Boobs

Diddy Likes Boobs

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.