Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

She's like those silly cartoons, only sillier. And hotter.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.