Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

...is pretty funny.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.