This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Lucky microphone.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

It's good to know that Cindy Crawford still has what it takes to fulfill our fantasies, even if they are our MILF fantasies.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

Those look like...well they don't look anything like a lighthouse.