Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

"Look, Ma! I got my degree in Road Head!"

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”

Nothing says "Awesome" like a dong in your face.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.