Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

It's a message people need to know about.

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Nothing represents the strength of the Jewish community like a hand-bra. I love God's chosen people.

Watching people faint is surprisingly rewarding… especially when they take down the people around them!

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Think people are afraid of skunks? Well… they are!

The SLIP are a trio from Boston and Montreal who sound like there’s at least 6 people in the band. When they were in out studio we kept having to double check and make sure there were only three of them. It’s true. Anyway, they came in and treated us to an acoustic-y rendition of their single called “Children of December.”

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

These innocent shoppers were greeted with bursts of air that blow up their skirts. Oh, what won't people do for pranks?

Who doesn't like Asian girls on roller skates? Bastard people, that's who.

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…