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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 
 

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

 

Weightlifter Breaks Leg

Weightlifter Breaks Leg

Looks like he could have used a better spotter!

 

Dancing with the Political Stars

Dancing with the Political Stars

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

 

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

 

Kristen Bell is Agile

Kristen Bell is Agile

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

 

Backflip Into Jeans

Backflip Into Jeans

Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.

 

Office Legs: Britney Spears

Office Legs: Britney Spears

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

 

Office Legs: Supple

Office Legs: Supple

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

 

Hilary Duff Has Legs At Least

Hilary Duff Has Legs At Least

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

 

Heather Mills' Dancing with the Stars Torture Chamber

Heather Mills' Dancing with the Stars Torture Chamber

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

 

Guy Breaks 10 Bats with Leg

Guy Breaks 10 Bats with Leg

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.

 

New England, The Patriots and We

New England, The Patriots and We

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

 

President Evil?

President Evil?

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

 

Chicken Legs

Chicken Legs

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

 
 

Horny Leg

Horny Leg

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

 

Liza Minelli's Sheer Terror!

Liza Minelli's Sheer Terror!

Apparently horrifying outfits are *required* wear at the premier of Hairspray the movie. Liza legs did not disappoint.

 

Spider Nest

Spider Nest

Daddy Long Legs convention. Not to be mistaken for pubic hair.

 

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