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It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.
Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.
What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!
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Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.
We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!
Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.
Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.
How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!
Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!
"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"
Apparently horrifying outfits are *required* wear at the premier of Hairspray the movie. Liza legs did not disappoint.
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