Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Beth Ditto, the rock and glam queen flashed the crowd a bit of her pink frosted cinnabon. 250 people instantly developed diabetes and gave up sugar.

Kelis shows the audience part of her milkshake during a concert this weekend. Hmm.. Not really quite the "dessert" we were thinking of.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

Take this quiz and when the dragon apocalypse comes you’ll know whether you’re going to be a Dragon Slayer or a Dragon’s Lunch.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.