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Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.