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Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid is Busted!

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid is Busted!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebs Gone Wild!

Suck My News Weekly: Celebs Gone Wild!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!

Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh

Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jude Law's Tiny One

Suck My News Weekly: Jude Law's Tiny One

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jennifer Aniston Speaks!

Suck My News Weekly: Jennifer Aniston Speaks!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Brat Pitt Almost Dies

Suck My News Weekly: Brat Pitt Almost Dies

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!

Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 
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