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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

 

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

 

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

 

LG Special Report: A Truce with Hollywood

LG Special Report: A Truce with Hollywood

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.