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This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
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11/30/2007
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Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
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8/25/2006
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Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
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7/7/2006
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Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
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5/5/2006
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What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
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4/21/2006
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This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!
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3/17/2006
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This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.
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2/24/2006
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This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.
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2/17/2006
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Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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10/7/2005