She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.