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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
Screech Sex? Sickening!
This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.
Anna's Dead Son = $$$
Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”
Crock Croaks
The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.
Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples
Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.
Mission: Impossible to Work With
Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
Terror-whiffed
Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?