NEWS
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
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6/9/2007
NEWS
You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!
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2/16/2007
NEWS
Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!
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1/26/2007
NEWS
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
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3/24/2006
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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7/30/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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8/22/2003