Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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