Britney Spears Is Pregnant!
Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.
Jessica Alba's Preggers!
This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
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Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD?
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.
Bradgenlina Is Preggers
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