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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina
This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!
Bradgenlina Is Preggers
This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!
Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bush Debates Lohan's Boobs
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.