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Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!
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4/28/2006
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This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
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3/24/2006
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This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
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1/20/2006
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This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
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12/29/2005
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This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.
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12/9/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/9/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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7/8/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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4/1/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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1/29/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/10/2004