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Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

 

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

 

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

 

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

News: Paris Hilton Exposed!

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

 

Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.