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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?
Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.
3/21/2008

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Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!
This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
2/13/2008

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Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians
This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
12/7/2007

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Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
11/30/2007

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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
9/7/2007

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
6/29/2007

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Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
6/15/2007

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News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
6/9/2007

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I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer
Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.
5/11/2007

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