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Wanted: Sex with Tenant

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.