Miley Cyrus In Playboy?
This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.
Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
Wanted: Sex with Tenant
In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.
Chuck Norris Surfs The Net
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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