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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

News: American Idol's Little Exorcist

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.