FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.