FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
Views: 2864 |
Make a video game controller out of anything. |
Views: 2850 |
Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
Views: 2655 |
Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
Views: 746 |
Color Vision Deficiency |
Views: 473 |
Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
Views: 420 |
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.