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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.