NEWS
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
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5/23/2008
NEWS
Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!
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5/1/2008
NEWS
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!
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4/11/2008
NEWS
Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!
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2/23/2007
NEWS
You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!
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2/16/2007
NEWS
LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.
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1/12/2007
NEWS
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
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7/21/2006
NEWS
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005