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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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American Idol Is Finally Over!
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
LG Tag Teams the Star Wars Convention
Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.
Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
Fire Crotchgate
Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice
This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.
Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay
This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.
Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky
This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.
Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid is Busted!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Celebs Gone Wild!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Fetus Spears is Born!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Hurricanes Are Not Funny!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.