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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

Talkdown: Harry Potter

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

 

American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

Holiday Savings Tips

Holiday Savings Tips

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

 

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

 

Obama or McCain?

Obama or McCain?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

 

I Got An iPhone!

I Got An iPhone!

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

 

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

 

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

 

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

 

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

 

Britney Spears Found Jesus

Britney Spears Found Jesus

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 
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