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Merry Kwanzaka!

Merry Kwanzaka!

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.