DAILY TOP 10
-
FAT KONG
Views: 3120 -
Slinky on a treadmill
Views: 3047 -
Crackhead at Funeral
Views: 3036 -
News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
Views: 2997 -
Make a video game controller out of anything.
Views: 2990 -
Wheel of Fortune Fail
Views: 2902 -
17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
Views: 2781 -
Wii Fit with Britney Spears
Views: 739 -
Color Vision Deficiency
Views: 485 -
Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
Views: 454
OTHER COOL STUFF
FOUND ON THE WEB
FRIENDS AND LOVERS
Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them
This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!
I Can't Afford Gas
Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.
Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom
Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!
Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto
This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.
Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You
Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
Britney Spears Has ADD
This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!
Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky
This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.
Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya
This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.
OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom
This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
Talkdown: Paris Speaks!
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.