This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.