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Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

 

Total Mel-Tdown

Total Mel-Tdown

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!