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Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Bully For America

Bully For America

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

 

Vegas Loves Hooters

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

 

Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

 

Interview with Osama bin Laden

Interview with Osama bin Laden

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.