Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

 

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

 

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

 

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

 

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

 

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