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News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

 

Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.

 

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

 

Bully For America

Bully For America

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.